herp derp

Feb 05

Dear wind, You need to buy me a few drinks before lifting up my skirt. Sincerely, old-fashioned.

Dear Mom and Dad, Please stop saying "Don't play with your food!" You spent the first two years of my life convincing me this spoon was a plane... Sincerely, your fault.

Dear Verizon commercial, If I had the choice between a new smart phone and R2-D2, I wouldn't pick the phone. Sincerely, just saying...

Nov 05

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim Kardashians failed marriage could have paid your college tuition for 2,833 years.

alwaysaginger:

Correct.

I hate all that is famous right now.

(Source: yousaidokay, via intimacyandcharms)

Sep 29

first pic on Dr Who bing search- lawls

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Olga Feldman.

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